i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
