I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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