The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
