im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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