we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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