I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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