Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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