We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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