Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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