She went from zero to smokin in five shots
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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