at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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