he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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