Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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