You just made me feel so damn special
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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