you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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