Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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