I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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