you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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