I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just gargled with NyQuil
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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