Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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