we're blogging at a bar
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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