super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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