So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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