Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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