let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Holy sore nipples Batman
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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