Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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