the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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