Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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