So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
