Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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