i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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