dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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