I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
