God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm both gender and math confused
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