If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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