i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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