So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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