Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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