it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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