Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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