in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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