she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
