He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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