we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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