Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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