is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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