i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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