The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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