Do you still have your period?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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