I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We talked him into tasing himself.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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