I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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