Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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