I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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