Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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