If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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