you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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