So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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